Just a dork who loves my dog and tattoos.

starinhercorner:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

Thank you for your time

(Source: martianwitchery, via chubby-nerfherder)

kev-n:

onebigclusterfuck:

I will reblog this until the day I die

that lil fucker is SO HAPPY aw

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honeyccoma:

Haha “are you gonna eat those tots?”

honeyccoma:

Haha “are you gonna eat those tots?”

(via impactings)

comparingmeerkats:

i just wanna eat pizza and be touched inappropriately 

(Source: pornstarwars, via coffeecatsandcigarettes)

jaclcfrost:

going to college is great

getting married is great

having children is great

but implying that there’s something wrong with people who don’t want to do those things and that they’ll never feel fulfilled in life if they never do those things is not great

(via bitemehard-and-makemescream)